Me
Who am I?
  • Programmer of 20 years
    • Professionally since 2014
  • Currently located near Seattle, Washington, United States of America
  • Cooks all the time
  • VRChatter
  • I speak Japanese fairly fluently! ネット上で「日本人だと思った」とよく言われますけど本当なのかどうかですねｗ

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Job history
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June 2014 to October 2021

  • Microsoft - Azure Storage
    • Monitoring and Data Analytics Team
      • Building on top of Azure Monitoring’s systems: design, development, and maintenance of Azure Storage-internal monitoring and alerting systems, ingesting data from millions of service instances and visualizing and alerting on top of it.
    • Deployment Team
      • Design, development, and maintenance of Azure Storage-internal deployment systems used to safely deploy code and config across hundreds of thousands of machines for millions of service instances.
    • Also some experience in service health and recovery, secrets management, datacenter buildout.
    • Combined engineering teams, so DevOps experience.
Teva
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My grey cat named Teva!
Purrzer
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My tuxedo cat named Purrzer!
Keikenchi（経県値）
Travels through Japan 🇯🇵

114 points!

Map of Japan depicting my travels per prefecture.
Fun facts
Or boring facts 🤷
  • I’ve had a mustache since I was 5 years old
  • I first shaved my mustache at the age of 30
  • I learned Japanese as a joke when my friends and I were going to travel to Japan for the first time.
My best recipes
美味しいヤミー感謝感謝
  1. Pizza
  2. Kow soi
  3. Chicken wings
  4. Fried chicken
  5. Mapo tofu
Main programming languages
I love programming!
The ones I use most often.
LanguageAbilityLove
C#
PowerShell
Python
JS/TS
Rust
MSBuild
Other programming languages
I still love programming!
There is no language I dislike. Except maybe Lua.
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Go
Bash
Elixir
C++
mIRC
Hot takes
😤
  • JavaScript is better than TypeScript
  • Japan’s hamburgers are as good as the US’s hamburgers
  • Eurobeat is the best music genre
  • Bidets/washlets are a human right